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TRUE STORY

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative

COLD CORNER

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

FITNESS TIP

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

SAD COFFEE

Q: What do you call sad coffee?

A: Despresso

SWEETS FOR THE SWEET

Q. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

A. He’ll dessert you.